SHAYRI


Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna ,
Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna ,
Lahu dekAr jiski hifazat humne ki…
aise TIRANGE ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna….

Kaise bhula dun main teri yaad,
Ab to mumkin nahi bhulana teri yaad.
Kabhi the ham divana tere naam ke,
Aaj teri chahat ne kiya hame barbad….


” Teri yaadu ke saaye mei jeeye ja rahe hei..
kase kahe hum har pal khud se dur huye ja rahe hei…
beraham vaqt hei sath nahi deta nahi hei..
or vo hei jo hume bhulaye ja rahe hei…”


Tere shahar me mera janaja teri gali se gujar rha ho…
Mere janaje ka phool har ek teri gali me bikhar rha ho…
Ya isse phle meri mohabbat jara sa tu aitbar kr de…
Khada hu tere hi ghar k niche jara sa mujhko bhi pyar kr de…

Dhoondh kar hum thak chuke,
Kaun si galiyon me jane tum kho gaye.
Ab aur kahan thikana hai is gareeb ka,
Jaakar kabr me khud hi hum so gaye.

Meri Dharkano me Aap ka Hi Raz Hoga,
Meri Bat Ka Bas YeHi Andaz Hoga,
Kabhi Bewafaee Nahin Karte Hum Dosti Me,
Meri Dosti Pe Aap Ko Hamesha Naz Hoga!!!
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Har Sitara Chand k karib nahi hota,
Dil ki Daulat wala garib nahi hota,
Dost tum jaisa mila hai mukaddar se,
Har kisi ka aisa nasib nahi hota….
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Taron ko ginne wale hum na the,
akele gungunane wale hum na the,
ye to apki Dosti ne aadat laga di…
warna kisi ko itna yaad karne wale hum na the…
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Har khushi Dil k karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae Dost is Dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi Dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti…
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Agar itni Pyari soch tumhari na hoti,
mulakat tumse humari na hoti
tadapte rehte sachche Dost k liye
agar Dosti tumse humari na hoti…

Aaj pher li unhone aankhe humse,
Jo humpe jaan nisaar karte the.
Aaj naam lete bhi katraate hain,
Jo kabhi humse muhabbte ikrar karte the.

FUNNY


Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..



Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se unhe good morning…woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi catWhat is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke femaleYaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
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Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye…Dil sey aisa CUT kiyake PASTE karna bhool gaye…
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Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!
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Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.